One of my goals for this year was to entirely avoid online dating. I managed to stay away from it for almost 11 months, but now I’m back. And it’s just as terrible as ever!
Below is a BINGO card created for you to use while you peruse Okcupid, Match, Our Time or Farmers Only. Once you yell BINGO your prize is drinking so much that you forget your password and can never log in to the site again. Go out and do stuff instead like swap war stories with others in the same position as you or take up a new hobby or float away in the ocean. Literally anything else.
This one is for the ladies seeking gentlemen. Guys, you can try to use it, but I imagine your experiences are different. Since I’m not a dude, I don’t feel comfortable creating one for you, but feel free to comment with your own examples. I’m equal opportunity and would love to create one for you as well.
Thanks to my friend Janine for sharing her experiences and creating this baller BINGO card.